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Archibald James Florence \"Archie\" Macdonald was a Scottish Liberal and later Conservative politician, who also had a career in business.
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Untimely Meditations, also translated as Unfashionable Observations and Thoughts Out of Season, consists of four works by the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, started in 1873 and completed in 1876.
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