{"type":"standard","title":"Nico Mattan","displaytitle":"Nico Mattan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q981583","titles":{"canonical":"Nico_Mattan","normalized":"Nico Mattan","display":"Nico Mattan"},"pageid":9081476,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Nico_MATTAN.jpg/330px-Nico_MATTAN.jpg","width":320,"height":267},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Nico_MATTAN.jpg","width":1756,"height":1464},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274957605","tid":"f8543dcf-e77c-11ef-8fe7-7b723b7ff6cd","timestamp":"2025-02-10T07:02:20Z","description":"Belgian cyclist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico_Mattan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico_Mattan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico_Mattan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nico_Mattan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico_Mattan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nico_Mattan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico_Mattan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nico_Mattan"}},"extract":"Nico Mattan is a Belgian former road racing cyclist. His greatest achievement in cycling was winning the Gent–Wevelgem classic in 2005.","extract_html":"
Nico Mattan is a Belgian former road racing cyclist. His greatest achievement in cycling was winning the Gent–Wevelgem classic in 2005.
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Tomahawk is a 1951 American Western film directed by George Sherman and starring Van Heflin and Yvonne De Carlo. The film is loosely based on events that took place in Wyoming in 1866 to 1868 around Fort Phil Kearny on the Bozeman Trail such as the Fetterman Fight and Wagon Box Fight. In the UK, the film was released as The Battle of Powder River.
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