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{"fact":"The group of words associated with cat (catt,\u00a0cath,\u00a0chat,\u00a0katze) stem from the Latin\u00a0catus, meaning domestic cat, as opposed to\u00a0feles, or wild cat.","length":147}
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{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}
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